Drunk Texting Should Be Illegal

What's your toxic trait? Mine is day drinking and then texting the emotionally unavailable men in my life. I have a few drunk phases, and one of them is dubbed "cute boy phase" where I just non-stop talk about the current guy I'm into or some other hot guy. I once cried over how hot …

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Boys (and girls), Stop Mentioning These Things in Your Dating Profiles

I need everyone to take a hard long deep look at themselves and try not to be a carbon copy of everyone else. There's nothing wrong with being on trend, but I swear to god if I see one more group of white kids in the same exact god damn outfit I'm going to lose …

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How to Attract a Man That Will Love and Cherish You

Since I’ve worked in the recruiting industry for the past three years, I’ve learned a lot about people. People are idiots. No matter what type of education they have, or how much money they make, boiled down to it, people are dumb. In the past three years, I’ve seen a lot of dumb things. I …

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Reader’s Choice, Episode 2: The OG Ghost

It's episode 2 of Reader's Choice over here at Celibate and The Suburbs. If you haven't you can go read that here. Today, I give you, The OG Ghost. The OG Ghost If you didn't notice, this screenshot is from the year 2013. Before ghosting was even a term, my friend was ghosting this guy …

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