Okay, I'm a DCOM fucking fanatic, they're my favorite movies to watch while drinking with friends, and Teen Beach Movie is no exception. The snow day today (I'm time traveling, this is getting "posted" on February 2nd, but I'm writing it on February 3rd, don't worry about it), left me and my roommates nothing to …
This is no hate on the OG Shrek, but Shrek 2 is just so much fucking better and as I sit here watching it, after spending my hard-earned money ($3.99) to rent it, I am reminded with every single scene how superior this movie is. Dreamworks took a great movie with great characters and somehow …
If you have not seen Mamma Mia 1 or 2, please proceed with caution because spoilers lie ahead. Donna Sheridan, badass, world traveler, single mom, business owner, phenomenal performer, made the wrong choice of men. Sam, while great, is NOT the best choice here! Let's start with the obvious reason: their entire relationship WAS BASED …
Continue reading Donna Sheridan Should Have Picked Bill: An Essay
Alright folks, settle on down because it's about to be a bumpy ride. Yesterday, I watched Twilight, the infamous vampire movie starring the one and only Kristen "I hate myself for doing this movie" Stewart and the oh so stunning Robert "I wasn't in that movie, that was a clone" Pattinson. It was in theaters …
Continue reading I Saw Twilight For The First Time Since Middle School And I Have Some Thoughts
Alright, folks, some of you may not be expecting this, but I HATED Sierra Burgess is a Loser. I was really rooting for my girl Shannon Purser (Barb deserved SOOO much better), and obviously my imaginary BF Noah Centineo, but I have never been so disappointed in a movie. Sierra is a smart, plus-sized girl …
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If you follow me on Twitter, Instagram, or Snapchat, you'd know that this past weekend I've been OBSESSED with the book and movie To All The Boys I've Loved Before. It's a new Netflix movie and a book trilogy by Jenny Han (Author of The Summer I Turned Pretty, for all my other YA book …
Continue reading 10 Best Scenes From To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before
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