Pour One Out For The Love Of My Life Travis Kelce

I will never stop thirsting over Travis Kelce for as long as I live. If you have no clue who Travis Kelce is, he's a Tight End on the Kansas City Chiefs, the same Chiefs that got their asses handed to them in 31 to 9 loss against Tompa Bay, I mean Tampa Bay. Do …

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IDC What Your Zodiac Sign Is, Tell Me What’s On Your Nightstand.

I truly don't understand Zodiac signs, I can't remember any of them, let alone what any of them mean for your personality. I legitimately can't even remember my rising and setting or whatever the hell it's called. I'm a gemini, that's all I fucking know. But what I do know is that what's sitting on …

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Reminder That My Birthday Is Thursday, May 28th. I’ll be 24.

Just a lil friendly reminder. Make sure you all know that I am that gemini bitch. Do I believe in astrology? No. Do I believe that I am 100% a gemini? Yes. Don't read too much into it. I am a huge birthday celebration kind of person, whether it's mine or someone else's, I just …

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I’m personally offended by this tweet about girls with noserings

Women who wear nose rings are a dead giveaway they are a whore and easily influenced by others — Carlos Del Valle (@cdelvallejr) April 19, 2020 Obviously, I have a nose ring, I've had it since my junior year of college. And let me tell you, I'm offended! How dare you use my nose piercing …

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I’m obsessed with this painting of myself

If painting a hot pic of yourself isn’t the most narcisitic thing in the world, then painting a hot picture of yourself and posting it for the world to see is. pic.twitter.com/fg9BNfhu82 — Sarah 🍑 Thompson (@biracial_booty) April 5, 2020 Few things: I'm very cranky today. I'm very hungover. I'm very tired. So I haven't …

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To Any Guy That Finds My Blog After Matching With Me On A Dating App

When you match with someone on a dating app, your first inclination is to obviously do some creeping on social media. I mean who doesn't! You want to make sure they're not crazy. But when guys creep on me they are immediately assaulted with my blog which is basically one big shit-talk of the male …

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I almost forgot to write a blog today… Here’s some rambling thoughts

Honestly if I wasn’t just creeping on my own twitter (something I do often don’t judge me) I would’ve completely forgotten to write a blog today. WOOPS. I was BIG busy with work today. No I wasn’t, I was big busy texting a guy from bumble and scrolling through tik tok. Did I match with …

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Stop Asking Me Where I’m From Or What My Nationality Is

If I had $1 for every person that asked me what my nationality was or where I was from, I could fucking retire. Every single brown and black person understands the excruciating pain that is being asked this idiotic and racist microaggressive question. Yes, I'm calling it racist, because guess what fuckers, you aren't asking …

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