Single Girl’s Guide to Valentine’s Day

It’s that time of year yet again. It seems like every person you know is suddenly in a relationship and posting ooey gooey cutesy little Instagram posts professing their love for their partner. There’s an influx of “wait they’re still together?” and a whole shit ton of “when the fuck did she get a boyfriend?!” …

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The Current State of the Union: Chaotic Girl Summer

If you were a cool girl who read in middle school, you most certainly read the Clique books. I was such Clique fan that my AIM screen name was ADMItsSarah because Alicia used to say ADM instead of OMG - for ay dios mio. And if you were a Clique fan you know where I'm …

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Welcome Back Sarah, V Cards (or the lack there of), and Moving The Plot Forward

Wow, hey, it's been a minute. I feel like I'm that guy who you used to hook up with, and you haven't spoken to in months but every so often he'll hit you with a "what are you up to" text out of the blue. Like, that's fully me right now. So what are you …

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IDC What Your Zodiac Sign Is, Tell Me What’s On Your Nightstand.

I truly don't understand Zodiac signs, I can't remember any of them, let alone what any of them mean for your personality. I legitimately can't even remember my rising and setting or whatever the hell it's called. I'm a gemini, that's all I fucking know. But what I do know is that what's sitting on …

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Reminder That My Birthday Is Thursday, May 28th. I’ll be 24.

Just a lil friendly reminder. Make sure you all know that I am that gemini bitch. Do I believe in astrology? No. Do I believe that I am 100% a gemini? Yes. Don't read too much into it. I am a huge birthday celebration kind of person, whether it's mine or someone else's, I just …

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