Can The NBA Bring Back The Tiny Shorts? PLEASE?!

I'm making it my mission to get the NBA to bring back the tiny shorts when they come back after corona. I need some pizzazz in my life and tall men in small shorts is exactly what I need. Do I care about basketball one bit? Absolutely not, which is exactly why the NBA should …

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Hello? 911? This is an Emergency. Tom Brady Is Leaving?

I woke up today feeling sick, not corona, just overtired and nauseous, I had a beautiful plan to take a nap right after my 9am phone call with my boss so I could be alert and fresh for work. That was until I opened up Instagram and the first fucking post I saw was from …

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NFL Playoffs 2018: What’s Wildcard Weekend?!

I’m a big Patriots fan. I've been a fan of the team since literal birth, Tom Brady is basically my Jesus and Bill Belichick is my God. But I also am not the brightest football fan, I’ll admit that. I don’t understand fantasy football, it’s hard to keep up with all the rule changes every …

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