Amanda Knox coming in RED HOT with this election night tweet

https://twitter.com/amandaknox/status/1323846028416618496 Oh my lord jesus christ. If you're unfamiliar with Amanda Knox, she was that girl who studied abroad in Italy, came home to find her roommate murder, but then was falsely accused of said murder and sentenced to prison. She then spent, you guessed it, four years in an Italian prison. She was later …

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No one asked, but according to Jerry49964568, I’d look better in a thong bikini.

Thank you oh so much, Jerry 49964568 for your riveting input on my bikini bottoms. God I just hate men. First, of fucking all, I didn't fucking ask. I'm not sure why men think they just have the right to comment about women's bodies, even when they're trying to be nice? Like I didn't post …

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I’m personally offended by this tweet about girls with noserings

Women who wear nose rings are a dead giveaway they are a whore and easily influenced by others — Carlos Del Valle (@cdelvallejr) April 19, 2020 Obviously, I have a nose ring, I've had it since my junior year of college. And let me tell you, I'm offended! How dare you use my nose piercing …

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Ladies, Is A Guy Ordering Dessert and An App on A First Date a Deal Breaker?

There's always some weird, insanely misogynistic shit on twitter, and this latest tweet is taking the cake. This girl says that men ordering desserts or appetizers on the first date, or just in general, is a red flag for her. FOR HER! For HER. The emphasis man... Ladies, is it too feminine for your man …

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This Beyonce Themed Gymnastics Floor Routine is Black History Month GOALS

I wish with every inch of my heart I had the skill level to be a gymnast. I want to go viral on Twitter for absolutely DESTROYING a floor routine to a Beyonce medley. I mean, talk about GOALS. A homecoming performance that would make @Beyonce proud! @DennisNia made us lose our breath with her …

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@KFCBarstool got in a Twitter Fight with the entire country of Serbia and it’s hilarious.

Alright, saddle up fuckers. KFC, if you're reading this, what's up. To everyone else, hey. Everyone knows I want to work at Barstool, and today on radio, Kevin made, what I think might have been a joke, saying if someone compiled the best tweets from his war with Serbia, he would consider them for an …

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It’s Not Delivery, It’s Love

Frozen pizza, the one thing that keeps America intact. It's the one thing that keeps my household intact. It seems to always be in the freezer, a beacon of hope to hungry and lazy Americans everywhere. Even the lactose and gluten-free individuals can enjoy frozen pizza. I enjoyed a frozen pizza this morning. I say …

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The Weirdest Twitter Interaction I’ve Ever Had…

Yesterday, I had the WEIRDEST Twitter interaction of my life… If you don’t follow me on Twitter, you probably should. I’m hilarious. You can do there here. KK are you back from reading all my tweets? They’re hilarious, right? I’m great. ANYWAYS. So my pinned tweet is a photo set of me at the beach …

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