You read that right. 1.8 MILLION FUCKING VIEWS. For what you may ask? Saying I was going to be the Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2 for Halloween. I mean not even my top tier comedy content. I wasn’t even in the costume. Someone please explain to me the god damn Tik Tok algorithm cuz the weirdest videos get the most fucking views. Who decided on this? I just wanna talk.
I mean do you see that lil M. Look at it. Look at that BEAUTY. Woah BABY. Step aside Charli, I’m fucking coming for ya and your Dunks coin. Does Charli get paid for that? I hope she does. Anywhos. Where’s my drink? The Sarah: A caramel iced latte with skim milk – maybe oat milk, but only oat milk if it’s a small because anything larger the oatmilk is overwhelming. But also I go to starbucks most of the time… Starbucks, where’s my drink! Sponsor me!!!
God why does anyone even read these blogs? I’m fucking annoying. Plz laugh with me not at me. I’m not sure where I’m going with this. I haven’t written a real blog in a hot minute and I miss writing but my brain is mush.
The gist is, follow me on Tik Tok, Sarah_Thompsn25 for a slew of mediocre content that I think is pretty fucking great. Oh and the occasssional viral video. I’m almost at 2million fucking likes on this god forsaken app. That’s fucking WILD. Like all my videos so that I can hit 2 milli. Probably the only thing I’ll ever hit 2 milli at.