Zero Chance Colin Kaepernick Comes to New England

You won't see Kap in a Pats' uniform.

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There are people that exist in the world that buy used toilets from Delta Airlines

I was at work scrolling through LinkedIn and came across this Business Insider article and I honestly could not have been more annoyed. First, of fucking all, anyone who refers to a bathroom as a lavatory needs to be put in jail. Fucking weirdo. Second, of fucking all, I know for a fact that there …

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Definitive Ranking Of All The Girl Scout Cookies *Queue Outrage*

Everyone hates winter. Well at least if you live in New England you hate winter. It’s cold, there’s a threat of snow every single day starting in October and it doesn’t end until April, it’s COLD, and it gets dark at like 3 pm. The only redeeming quality of the winter, other than the holidays, …

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I Spent my Formative Years Hanging Out In A Furniture Store

This title isn’t even clickbait. It’s real. I spent summer nights (and every other night) in middle school - and apparently freshman year of high school - hanging out with my friends at Jordan’s Furniture in Reading. If you’re not from New England or even just my side of the tracks, you’re not familiar with …

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