Why Was Jasper Hale A Confederate ?!

I'm not entirely sure why I've been on such a big Twilight kick. I wasn't even that into the books or movies when they came out. I don't think I ever even finished reading Breaking Dawn. I was however incredibly into Taylor Lautner and there for a die hard Team Jacob fan. Regardless, I rewatched …

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Wake Up With U2’s Super Bowl XXXVI Half Time Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH5tHgXS-2M September 11th. Never forget. We say this every year, there's no forgetting anytime soon. I was only 5 when the 9/11 attacks happened, and I don't remember anything from that day, but I know the aftermath, I know how much the world and how much the United States changed after that day. There were …

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Things That Don’t Have Anything To Do With How Attractive Someone Is But Completely And Utterly Turn Me Off.

Recording a podcast is a lot of fucking work let me tell you, so no new episode today, but I will grace you with a Celibate and the Suburbs blog because I know what the people want. Everyone has turn ons and turn offs. Some people like tattoos, beards, thick thighs. Those people would be …

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I Was On A Barstool Adjacent Podcast and Yes I’m Freaking Out About It

Most of you know I'm a fan of Barstool. Love it or hate it you have to understand how big of a media monster they are. Do I agree with everything they post? Absolutely not. Do you agree with everything any company ever posts? No. They have hundreds of content creators at this point, not …

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That One Time I Had To Reenact The Underground Railroad on A School Trip and Other Stories from 6th Grade

That title isn't clickbait... it really happened. Yes, it was as traumatizing as you're imagining. Yes, I went to an all-white school. No, I'm not entirely sure how they got away with doing this. Actually, I do know, it was because there were probably so few black kids that went to the camp where we …

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songs id go ape shit for at the bar (if we were allowed to go)

Technically I could go to the bars, I could sit inside and get a drink if I really wanted to, cross state lines and go apeshit and go dance. But considering I don't really want to risk my life or others, I will not be doing that any time soon. So sadly, I've been reminiscing …

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Petition to Rename The Kissing Booth To Literally Anything Else

I watched the much anticipated Kissing Booth 2 last night and let me tell you, this movie/book series is one of the most poorly named things I've ever fucking seen. The Kissing Booth is in both movies for a total of maybe 10 minutes? The second movie is two fucking hours and the majority of …

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