My Brain Is Fried

You ever have one of those days where your body feels like it's moving a million miles a minute, but your brain can't seem to catch up? That's me today. Not sure if this is something that anyone can even relate to, but it feels like my body is on autopilot and my brain is …

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The Worlds Most Professional Rejection

I simply cannot help but laugh at my ridiculous love life at this point. I mean, I'm simply one meet cute away from a stellar plot to a romantic comedy. Okay, maybe just a sub par Netflix romantic comedy, but a romantic comedy none the less. I truly cannot help but laugh. Without context this …

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Biracial Booty Reblog: Donna Sheridan Should Have Picked Bill: An Essay

Out of both writers block, and passion for this topic, I decided to reblog this oldie but a goodie. If you have not seen Mamma Mia 1 or 2, please proceed with caution because spoilers lie ahead. Donna Sheridan, badass, world traveler, single mom, business owner, phenomenal performer, made the wrong choice of men. Sam, …

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Who Is Olivia Rodrigo and Why Do We Care That She Got Her Drivers License?

If you're on the internet you've probably seen the song Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo, whether you know anything about it or even listened to it, it's kind of hard to ignore at this point. But who the heck is she and why is everyone so enthralled in this girls love life?? Sabrina Carpenter (21), …

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Apparently you cannot Uno Reverse sending the first message on Bumble

I've been on the hunt for the perfect Bumble first response for what feels like forever. And unfortunately, I am not any closer to finding us a solution. I hate having to message first, but I also hate the shit that some guys come up with on other dating apps, so Bumble is just this …

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A Complete List of Things With Higher Security Than The United States Capitol (Apparently)

In case you missed it, though at this point, I'm not sure how you would, a shit ton of terrorists quote literally broke into the United States Capitol building last night "protesting" Biden's win... I mean, talk about sore losers. In my general attempt to cope with everything and anything with humor, because dealing with …

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