No one asked, but according to Jerry49964568, I’d look better in a thong bikini.

Thank you oh so much, Jerry 49964568 for your riveting input on my bikini bottoms. God I just hate men. First, of fucking all, I didn't fucking ask. I'm not sure why men think they just have the right to comment about women's bodies, even when they're trying to be nice? Like I didn't post …

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Reminder That My Birthday Is Thursday, May 28th. I’ll be 24.

Just a lil friendly reminder. Make sure you all know that I am that gemini bitch. Do I believe in astrology? No. Do I believe that I am 100% a gemini? Yes. Don't read too much into it. I am a huge birthday celebration kind of person, whether it's mine or someone else's, I just …

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Did anyone else intentionally drive past cute guys’ houses with your friends in high school? Or were we just psychos?

Please for the love of god tell me we weren't pyschos... I mean we were a little bit pyscho. It's just another classic embarrassing story from High School me. I grew up in a small town, and there isn't a lot to do, so much of our nights hanging out were spent driving around and …

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Nickelodeon Had No Business Making Prince Zuko That Hot…

I'm in the middle of rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender on Netflix and I'm not sure if quarantine is getting to me or what, but Prince Zuko is fucking HOT. I actually can't even blame quarantine because when this show first came out I was in love with Zuko then too. He's a bad boy …

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