If you have not seen Mamma Mia 1 or 2, please proceed with caution because spoilers lie ahead. Donna Sheridan, badass, world traveler, single mom, business owner, phenomenal performer, made the wrong choice of men. Sam, while great, is NOT the best choice here! Let's start with the obvious reason: their entire relationship WAS BASED …
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This is an international emergency ladies and gents. The world is falling apart and idk what to do with myself. My life is over. I'm dying. My heart is broken. Nick Jonas is off the market. I don’t know why I didn’t think this was going to be a bigger deal to me before today, …
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Back in March, I did a March Madness Bracket for the Best Late Night Song (check out the winner here). Everyone LOVED the bracket and it caused quite the stir so, in honor of the best time of year for music, I bring you "Tis The Szn For Bops" where we will crowdsource the best Holiday …
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Across the journey of this blog, we’ve learned a lot about myself, my love life, and my taste in boys. All of the above aren’t great. Well except for me, I’m great, I’ve been known that. I didn’t get tatted with an I Heart Me tattoo because I thought I was average. Anyways. In my …
Continue reading Celibate and the Suburbs: I Asked Someone Out
It's November, and to a lot of people, including myself, that means Christmas is in full swing. But let's not forget about the best holiday on the American calendar, Thanksgiving. Settle in folks this post is going to be STUFFED with delicious goodness (get ready for a cornucopia of food puns) Alright, let me start …
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One of my favorite TV shows is Sex and The City, I want to live my best life as the best combination of Samantha, Carrie, Charlotte, and Miranda. Unfortunately, my love life is nonexistent, so I give you: Celibate in the Suburbs. I don't live in the city, and my love life is in the …
This past week was the famous Victoria's Secret Fashion show, and if you like pop culture even a little bit you've heard about it. Models dawn their wings and strut the runway to today's top 40 hits, and everyone looks stunning. Shocking to no one, but every model has the same body type as if …
