There’s No High Like The High Of Watching Your Middle School Crush Sign Onto AIM

Where are my twenty-somethings? Stand up and say it loud and proud. I'm here to reminisce about one of the absolute BEST parts of middle school: when your crush signed onto AIM. When your middle school crush signed into AIM https://t.co/D1sqvk4hXU — Sarah 🍑 Thompson (@biracial_booty) February 24, 2020 If your middle school experience wasn't …

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A Love Letter To My Bagel This Morning

Sometimes you just have a meal and it's so indescribably delicious you can't stop thinking about it. If you're from the North Shore of Massachusetts, you've absolutely experienced that with Bagel World. It's just the most fucking stellar bagels and sandwiches, and this morning (Okay it was very much afternoon) was no exception. Just look …

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Boys: Stop Asking For My Snapchat, Please I Beg Of You.

If you're a girl that likes boys, you've been through the unfortunate cycle that is matching with a boy on a dating app and them adding you on Snapchat. I might sound like a fucking Boomer right now, but I can't fucking stand Snapchat. The only reason I use it at this point is to …

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Why Do I Know Calculus And Not How To File My Taxes?

Don't get me wrong, I don't actually know how to do calculus. I almost failed AP Calc back in high school, but I passed Business Calculus (aka calc for dummies) in college, so that counts for something. And regardless, I know more about calculus and random other unimportant shit than I do about every day …

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