This title isn’t even clickbait. It’s real. I spent summer nights (and every other night) in middle school - and apparently freshman year of high school - hanging out with my friends at Jordan’s Furniture in Reading. If you’re not from New England or even just my side of the tracks, you’re not familiar with …
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Dating Apps, we’ve all heard of them. We’ve probably all been on them. We all have different ideas about what the ideal dating profile should look like. From Tinder to Bumble to Hinge to the more obscure ones to the fancy ones that are only for celebrities, every profile is different. Some might try to …
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Yesterday, I had the WEIRDEST Twitter interaction of my life… If you don’t follow me on Twitter, you probably should. I’m hilarious. You can do there here. KK are you back from reading all my tweets? They’re hilarious, right? I’m great. ANYWAYS. So my pinned tweet is a photo set of me at the beach …
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This Bachelor is known for being a trash TV show. Which is why I love it. It’s just watching a bunch of girls my age, pretend they’re ready to get married and have kids, and we get to watch a hot guy fumble his way through dating 20 insane chicks. This season is obviously no …
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New Year’s resolutions are for suckers, but here are my January Goals. “Woah, woah, woah, but Sarah, I made a New Year’s resolution! I’m not a sucker!” I know, I’m sorry. I don’t mean to call my readers suckers, BUT did you know that about 80% of New Year’s Resolutions fail by February? You probably …
I’m a big Patriots fan. I've been a fan of the team since literal birth, Tom Brady is basically my Jesus and Bill Belichick is my God. But I also am not the brightest football fan, I’ll admit that. I don’t understand fantasy football, it’s hard to keep up with all the rule changes every …
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I took some inspiration from my friend Olivia, who posted one photo from each month of 2018 on her Instagram Story. There will be an Instagram story sesh as well, but I also wanted to do a post to fully explain some of these events, because a lot happened in the past 365 days. January …
