This is no hate on the OG Shrek, but Shrek 2 is just so much fucking better and as I sit here watching it, after spending my hard-earned money ($3.99) to rent it, I am reminded with every single scene how superior this movie is. Dreamworks took a great movie with great characters and somehow …
What’s up my home skillets! It’s a new year which means resolutions that no one will be sticking to. But, I have a foolproof plan for you to stick to the one and only resolution you will ever need: Be Confident. I’m the self-declared queen of confidence so why the fuck wouldn’t I give you …
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Hey! What's up, welcome back. New year, new me, am I right ladies? I haven't written a blog in a MINUTE. Sorry folks, the creative juices just were not flowing. Everything kind of fell off, One Take Hot Takes, the blog, my Instagram story vlogs... RIP. But fear not, we're out here pulling a Jesus …
“Girls don’t actually like dad bods” is actually a lie told to you by Big Gym. I love dad bods. The chubbier the better. GIVE ME CUTE CHUBBY BOYS WITH A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR OR GIVE ME DEATH. Because I'm a basic ass white girl, a lot of people tend to assume that I …
Step aside folks, I'm famous. I'm fucking Tik Tok royalty and I'm proud to be here (kind of). I've been secretly posting on Tik Tok for a few months now, slowly gaining followers, watching my views and likes go up and up. And not telling anyone I know because I was so god damn embarrassed. …
A huge part of being single and 23 are the dating apps. If you read any of my blogs you know that I'm on fucking all of them - let's pretend it's all for content purposes. If I happen to fall in love after the fact, it's all a plus. I don't typically use Tinder, …
We all know I'm a Lizzo stan, but did you know your girl used to be a Kidz Bop stan?? This was mostly because my parents are wildly overprotective and didn't want us listening to swears. Me, my siblings, and my cousins would perform music videos and Kidz Bop, Now That's What I Call Music, …
