Where are my twenty-somethings? Stand up and say it loud and proud. I'm here to reminisce about one of the absolute BEST parts of middle school: when your crush signed onto AIM. When your middle school crush signed into AIM https://t.co/D1sqvk4hXU — Sarah 🍑 Thompson (@biracial_booty) February 24, 2020 If your middle school experience wasn't …
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Sometimes you just have a meal and it's so indescribably delicious you can't stop thinking about it. If you're from the North Shore of Massachusetts, you've absolutely experienced that with Bagel World. It's just the most fucking stellar bagels and sandwiches, and this morning (Okay it was very much afternoon) was no exception. Just look …
If you're a girl that likes boys, you've been through the unfortunate cycle that is matching with a boy on a dating app and them adding you on Snapchat. I might sound like a fucking Boomer right now, but I can't fucking stand Snapchat. The only reason I use it at this point is to …
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January 22nd, 2020 I spend so much time shitting on boys that sometimes I forget that, unfortunately, at the end of the day, I am very much attracted to them, and would like to end up with one of my own. How unfortunate for me, why couldn't I like girls? If being gay was a …
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I'm sick and tired of the shame and stigma around minivans. They aren't just for uncool soccer moms anymore. They're for 23 (almost 24) year old single girls who can't afford their own cars and want to use their mom's old minivan. I swear to god I like them regardless of the fact that it's …
Don't get me wrong, I don't actually know how to do calculus. I almost failed AP Calc back in high school, but I passed Business Calculus (aka calc for dummies) in college, so that counts for something. And regardless, I know more about calculus and random other unimportant shit than I do about every day …
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I don't want to sound like a whiney bitch but Jesus Fucking Christ I need it to be Summer way sooner than later... I'm currently sitting in my home office - yes, I have a home office - looking out the huge windows and all I can see is dead plants and rain and clumps …
